Monster’s
Ball
by Joseph De Matteo
Super
To
the movie in a moment.
Yes,
Halle Berry is a painfully attractive woman.
She’s beautiful and has a perfect body,
much of which you’ll see in the most provocative
way in this film.
What was going through Billy Bob
Thornton’s head during the filming of that love
scene, I wonder? “ …Gees, I forgot to pick up
my gray suit at the cleaners.”
“Damn, did I leave the iron on?”
He might as well have been thinking
those things, because after the first minute,
you’ll see nothing but Halle Berry.
I’ll betcha.
Maybe
this scene is so remarkable to me because my taste
in movies doesn’t expose me to love making
scenes like this.
To me heavy petting in a movie is when the
protagonist is has just found his misplaced 9mm.
Or Antonio Banderas lovingly hefting the
sword he just sharpened.
But here’s my real question.
Does
Halle Berry have a big tattoo or is it a large
birthmark. It’s
at the panty line from the small of her back going
down and over her right cheek.
At first I thought it was a shadow.
But by the 18th viewing, eyes
pressed tight against the screen, and just before
the screen fogged over, I thought is was a tattoo.
Like
maybe it was a bird and I was just seeing one wing
and another was over her left cheek.
After a few more watchings I convinced
myself it was the Phoenix.
But then I thought, why would a beautiful
woman have a Phoenix rising out of her butt?
Not a very sexy image.
Or
it could be an advertisement, part of one of those
new ad campaigns where they have cops sharing a
box of Dunkin' Donuts, or there’s a bottle of
Busch beer on a kitchen table, or a package of
Wonder Bread on the counter.
Maybe
they had planned to do that part of the lovemaking
scene in slow motion.
You know that part that has her leaning
over the couch with her back to Billy Bob, he’s
taking off her clothes and she’s rubbing her
chest and face into the couch pillows and moaning.
They could switch to the TV that would be
showing a car commercial for one of those sexy
sports cars.
“Hey,” I screamed, “it’s not a
Phoenix, it’s a Thunderbird.” Sure they could do that whole metaphor thing with a red
Thunderbird convertible going over hills shaped
like buttocks, racing in and out of tunnels.
Then, right at the climax the driver’s
hat could fly off.
“Any
time you’re ready, CB.”
(Evander Childs High School, 1962.)
I’m
certainly glad they didn’t do it that way.
The
sponsor probably pulled out at the last minute,
not wanting to drop the load of money the spot
would cost. So
they blurred up the logo they had tattooed on her
butt, and ran the film fast instead of slow.
Frustrated,
you can just imagine how frustrated I was when on
my 37th viewing I got around to the
birthmark theory.
If it is a birthmark I can see the glee in
the eyes of every woman in America standing in her
room, with her mirrors at just the right angle, so
she can see…what she looks like from behind, and
saying to herself, “Yeah, but Halle Berry has a
big dark birthmark on her rump.”
Of
course her husband, nailed to reality is saying,
“So what! Give
me a night with that woman. PLEASE!”
It’s
funny, but I have no memory of the rest of that
movie. There
were some other people in it.
A not so young Frankenstein, I think.
No,
wait, I do remember.
Billy Bob Thornton once again proves
himself one of best in his profession.
He’s played a wide range of characters,
and does them all extremely well.
Hank Grotowski is no exception.
Even though he’s played a number of parts
where the character is a quiet man but one who is
capable of extreme actions, as does Hank, he
always gets you rapped up in to the character
you’re watching to the exclusion of even Billy
Bob Thornton.
Peter
Boyle, Young Frankenstein, in the Gene Wilder, Mel
Brooks classic B & W horror spoof, did an
excellent job as the sickly, retired father.
Heath Ledger did a fine job, as did Sean
Combs and Coronji Calhoun.
This
is one deep and moving film.
It got me right there in the center of my
being. I
related to each character and what they were going
through. It’s
not contrived or hokey or exploitive…it’s just
pure drama. I
believed these people; I understood their choices
and I clearly saw what life was doing to them.
I also recognized the trade offs they made
in order to find relief from the onslaught of
life.
Monster’s
Ball is a deeply personal look at a number of
people. Each
character is a real person, with a depth that is
miles long. Their
homes and the landscape, the vehicles, are all
props that you may or may not notice.
But on the face and in the body of each
character you will plainly see each the creators
every moment of their lives made at impact.
Applause
to each of the actors.
Hats
off to Marc Forster.
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