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The Cell

Rated R 2000 Color 107 min.

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Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Jake Weber, Dylan Baker
Director: Tarsem Singh Screen Writer
Mark Protosevich
Produced by: Julio Caro, Eric McLeod
Music: Howard Shore Movie Co.: New Line Cinema
Production Co.: Avery Pix, Caro-McLeod, New Line Cinema, Radical Media SFX Co.: BUF Compagnie [fr], BUF, Inc. [us]
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The Cell
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The Cell - Platinum Series
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The Cell (2000 Film)

This is a heavy, eerie, powerful score.  I love it. Not music to go to bed to, unless you're a fan of nightmares.  And if you dig scary music check out What Lies Beneath for 2000's other scary soundtrack.- CDM

 

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A Welcome Nightmare:  The Cell Review

Christian De Matteo

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            I have always been very intrigued by nightmares, to the point that I am one of those people who revel in the feeling of waking up scared (I say “one of those people” in the hopes that I’m not the lone freak).  So I’ve been dying to see The Cell since it’s first previews when I saw how nightmarish they managed to make the human subconscious look.  I knew the film would be disturbing— they never hid that fact— and while I don’t usually go for gore, I was willing to sit through it if was to be done nightmare style.

            Well, first time director Tarsem Singh didn’t disappoint.  Right down to slow motion running and a logically illogical chain of events while “inside,” watching this was like having a Dolby surround nightmare. 

And I really dug it.

            The only way to truly describe the film without giving too much away is to describe it Hollywood style: The Cell is like Silence of the Lambs meets Dreamscape with some Nightmare on Elm Street thrown in.  (See The Player for further examples of the “Hollywood Pitch.”)  The Cell is exciting, suspenseful, completely disturbing and discomforting and does it all absolutely no-holds-barred.  The viewer is spared almost no bloody, gory, horrid details, whether depicting real life child abuse, extreme serial killer ritual, or mindscape/anything-goes torture and grotesque.  To use a greatly overused cliché, this is not one for the weak hearted.  Watching the film, I— for the first time literally in years— actually considered closing my eyes during two scenes.

            And let me stress this next part, since some brain surgeons in the audience brought their infants and six year olds to the showing I attended:  This is not for children.  This is not for children.  This is not for children.  If anyone did not get that, please email me and I will sent it to you personally.  The movie deals with the horrible psychological damage childhood trauma can cause in a person and the terrible actions it can lead the trauma victim to take.  It depicts both the cause and effect with terrifying realism, and as we watched this so did the small children in the theater, probably getting some shade of just that trauma the film was dealing with.  Congratulations, folks, you’re kids are gonna have nightmares for a while.

            The stars of the film are, obviously, the CGI, the set design and the costume and the makeup.  This is the main attraction and, believe the hype, it is impressive.  The film is one of the most freakish and frightening looking films I’ve seen in some time and it’s well worth the obscene price of the movie ticket.  If you are worried that you’ve seen all the coolest stuff in the preview, trust me, you haven’t.  They couldn’t show the coolest stuff in the preview.

            However, the cast should not at all be overlooked, especially because one of the actors usually is.  Remember “The bug” from MIB?  (That’s Men in Black for those of you in a coma three summers ago.)  He was the guy who looked like he didn’t fit in his skin.  That was the excellent Vincent D’Onofrio, a very under-appreciated actor who should be getting a lot more roles than he is.  He plays the serial killer (in several incarnations) and is fantastic.  He’s frightening, horrid, pitiful and sad all at the same time providing the audience with a bad guy that they can feel really bad for, even as he’s removing a woman’s innards.

            Vince Vaughn (Swingers, Clay Pigeons) does a good job as the “obsessed/on-a-crusade/dedicated/but sad FBI agent” that every good serial killer flick needs and Jennifer Lopez follow up her stellar musical debut (that was sarcasm, all apologies if you like her music) with a fine performance as the “dedicated/on-a-crusade/martyr-like” child psychologist. 

As you can see, the film is far from being free of cliché, but is forgiven because it does a very original and intense job of dealing with the cliché.  The thing that saves the movie from being just a Solid movie, it the purely visual aspect of the film.  That alone knocks it into a higher category and makes it more than what Kiss the Girls was to Silence of the Lambs.  The next few serial killer movies will most probably fill the role of trend followers to The Cell’s trend-setting.

 
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