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Darkness

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Year: 2003 Rated: PG-13 Runtime: Insert
Starring:  Anna Paquin, Lena Olin, Iain Glen, Giancarlo Giannini, Fele Martinez
Directed by:  Jaume Balagueró
Written by:  Jaume Balagueró, Fernando de Felipe, Miguel Tejada-Flores
Music by:  Carles Cases
Movie Studio:  Dimension Films, Miramax, Fantastic Factory

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HugeReviews.com Rating: Solid Review by: Christian De Matteo

Well... it's better'n The Ring II

Something had me wanting to see this, perhaps because as I said in my Amityville Horror remake review, I'm a sucker for a good haunted house movie.  Maybe I'm a sucker for the idea of a haunted house movie, because they sure seem harder'n'hell to pull off, if you look at what Hollywood churns out.  I'm still working up the courage to rent Bogeyman.

But I did get myself to rent Darkness, the convincing factor being the presence of Anna "She Made Rogue So F**king Hot" Paquin. I also like Lena Olin.  After watching it I popped on this here internet and began doing some research on the movie, trying to figure out how it did, why it did that badly and what the hell was up with it.

It's not a bad movie.  I guess that's the best place to start.  It's not a great movie, and it steals too damn much from the established classics (and bombs) of the genre, particularly Kubrick's The Shining (right down to the two girls walking down the hallway) to be considered a good movie, but it certainly isn't a bad movie.  What kept me with it was, oddly enough, something most other critics have maligned it for:  The pacing.  I've recently realized that all my favorite horror is coming out of Spain and South America, and not Japan, the way most of the rest of the US seems currently convinced that country is making the best horror.  The Spanish, however, have a certain cultural way of presenting ideas of death and fear that connect for me the most, my favorite at the moment being Guillermo Del Toro's The Devil's Backbone.  Wonderful, creepy, and dead-on scary sometimes.  The pacing of these movies, and the time taken to make them intelligent, giving us a good reason to leave rationality behind and be flat-out scared, is what I like the most about these.  Darkness takes the time to do just this.  Director and co-writer Balaguero didn't bore me at all, but instead really drew me in.

The problem is that the film does, indeed, takes way too much from other haunted house movie (even getting blood to flow down the walls for the finale, a fact which I greatly regretted) and that he doesn't, even though he gets so close, completely explain why certain things happen.  I can't expand on this too much without giving away secrets, but as the movie does go the way of most others, I can say a little:  There's a ritual involved (of course) that needs to be completed (of course), but why does one of the people who wanted completed, seem so unsure of whether or not he does?

On top of that is this question:  Why doesn't one of the main characters avert the entire situation by merely remembering why he shouldn't go to the damn house SINCE HE'S F**KING BEEN THERE BEFORE AND BAD SH*T HAPPENED THEN TOO?  Or is that asking too much?  Yes, the character does have a medical condition, but they never mention memory problems being a symptom.

The film is faulty, there's no denying that.  The script, first of all, was obviously written in Spanish, and you know what, something definitely got lost in translation.  Not only are some of the lines literally exact translations, and therefore clunky and nonsensical, but the plot has gotten confused.  Secondly, the actors, though all good, never gel as a cast.  From the start they feel not like a family but like a group of people who have just met.  There's is NO chemistry, and while some develops (very little) between Paquin and the young boy by the end, it's too little too late.  Thirdly, we have a White Noise issue:  Just like in White Noise there are three beings (yes, three again) who mysteriously appear as dangerous apparitions, who never really do much or are explained within the design of the tale.  They are used MUCH better than in White Noise, mind you, making infinitely more sense here than there, and looking much more threatening, but we don't really understand there part.

I'm going to do my damnedest to track down a copy of The Nameless, Balaguero's Spanish horror film before this which is supposed to be tremendous, and see how he does there.  The reason I am going to do this is because there were a good many moments in Darkness where I was honestly chilled by his directing and his control of images.  Balaguero manages to make us feel trapped, claustrophobic, confined and honestly screwed in his settings, and then he does something to make your skin crawl.  With a better script and no Hollywood producers, I bet he rocks. 

It's my understanding that this movie was on Miramax's shelves for three years before it was released.  I see why, and I see why it was released at the height of the J-horror craze.  And you know what? 

For all it's issues, it's a helluva lot better than The Ring II.

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