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Elizabethtown

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Year: 2005 Rated: PG-13 Runtime: Insert
Starring:  Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Bruce McGill, Jessica Biel
Directed by: Cameron Crowe
Written by:  Cameron Crowe
Music by:  Nancy Wilson
Movie Studio:  Paramount

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So this is how I described the experience that was Cameron Crowe’s newest film to my buddy Jason: “It’s not a good movie, but it’s a great film.”

If that makes any kind of sense to you, don’t read on.  We’re obviously on the same wavelength and you too will go see this movie, laugh and cry both appropriately and inappropriately, fall in love with Kirsten Dunst’s Claire, despite your version of my buddy Jason’s saying that she’s the kind of girl that would end up making you miserable, even though you know he’s right, but enjoy the idea of one day being made miserable so that you can rue it later and somehow, someway, be better off for the pain.

If not, read on, and then go see it and feel the same way regardless.

Elizabethtown is a beautiful movie of loss and regret, of failure and regret and of looking back with no regrets, whenever possible.  It’s a fun, romantic comedy that deals deeply in death and suicide and still manages to be charming and at times morbidly depressing in a way that really, completely works.

The film revolves around the death of Drew(Orlando Bloom)’s father and his subsequent handling of all family affairs “because he’s the oldest” whilst dealing with a major (one billion dollar) business failure he’s just incurred and the fact that he’s completely lost touch with the man that was his father.  He refers to him, accidentally as Mitch, rather than Dad at one point, and doesn’t know why.

On the plane, after his aborted suicide attempt (half-hearted but well-intentioned) he meets Claire, the bubbly flight attendant with something else going on behind her eyes, a student of names and a really fun person.

Story ensues, but with more diversions, change-ups, and digressions than you can imagine.

The fact is that the flick does not work as a movie.  The plot meanders and frankly puts you TOO much in the place where you are, rather than giving you the soundbites of experience, that movies are supposed to do.  When the memorial to Dad happens, you really are there, good, bad and ugly, there for the whole wonderful, painful, beautiful Susan Sarandon tap dance, there for all the commentary, barely suppressed family drama, there for all the shit, shine and reality that exists, and this does not make for good entertainment.  But damn, is it real.

And the film doesn’t end.  It keeps trying to end, but like any other tribute to reality, there is no real end, even after the credits, even after the fourth time you thought it was going to end, it doesn’t and reality trudges on, for good, bad or indifferent.  On the whole, the film is more of a pleasant, joyful, even enlightening ordeal than it is a movie, and I love it for that.  Despite the film’s one major fault, a complete and utter miscarriage in getting the audience to know the father as Drew does, the film carries you along and doesn’t let you forget the importance of your own father, terrify you of a life without him and yet reassure you that he’s prepared you for just that.  The film is real, is not an escape despite the possibly doomed beautiful romance, and keeps you present in what it is to be human, alive and susceptible and it is wonderful.

Kudos to Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom for pulling off adult, character heavy lead roles and to Cameron Crowe for writing his “Candle in the Wind” for his father, James Crowe.

Screw the critics, revel in your love song, and keep feeling for all of us.  This isn’t your best movie, Cameron, but damn does it work

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