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Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

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Year: 2003 Rated: PG-13 Runtime: 143 min.
Starring: Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jack Davenport, Jonathan Pryce
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Written by: Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio
Music by: Klaus Badelt
Movie Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
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HugeReviews.com Rating: HUGE Review by: Christian De Matteo
 

By Angelica
 

But first I must explain:

Angelica has sent in many, many reviews.  Some 6 or 9 paragraphs, some, as small as this one.  I wrote her some time back, and asked her to write in English, but she never has.
I have no idea what she says here, I hope it is worthy.  I published it because of her tenacity.  Joe De Matteo

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yo creo que es una de las mejores peliculas que se han hecho, sin contar con los efectos y todo, para mi es mi pelicula preferida, me encantan las audiciones de Jonnhy Deep y Orlando Bloom, auqnue siempre me quedo con Deep, es una pelicula muy diferente a lo que estamos acostumbrados a ver acerca de piratas, no es la clasica historia donde los malvados piratas, llegan y asaltan el pueblo y secuestran a la chica, al final de cuentas el tipo bueno mata a los piratas, y todos quedan felices... aunque mirandolo desde un punto de vista es lo que sucede en la trama inicial de la cinta, tenemos algo mas que se va desarrollando, los actos secundarios son muy buenos y definitivamente tiene una trama que nos deja suspendidos de la television esperando con anhelo ver el desenlace de lo que sucede, es por esto que clasifico esta pelicula como HUGE porque tiene muchas cosas extras que diferencian Piratas del caribe de las clasicas historias de fantasia de piratas.

 

 

Breaking the Disney Curse of the Black box office scores:  Pirates of the Caribbean

            Back in the day, when I was young (I’m not a kid anymore), Disney used to make some pretty good fare.  The cartoons were the best, bar none, and even their kids’ movies  were fun and entertaining, The Apple Dumpling Gang, Herbie, Blackbeard,Condor-Man, etc….  Heck, think back a few years and remember that Disney’s Legend of Sleep Hollow was the standard by which most people compared Tim Burton’s (and Johnny “I can pull off any freaking acting job in the world” Depp) Sleepy Hollow.  Things however, change, and now Disney films are mostly regarded as trite parent torture (Hey, let’s remake The Parent Trap… again) that kids quickly outgrow.  Up until about a week ago, the firm belief was that Pixar was Disney’s only hope and even they were threatening to leave the Mouse House.

"Depp... played his Captain Jack Sparrow like a seafaring Keith Richards."
            Perhaps a sign of things to come, the Pirates of the Caribbean has managed to steal Disney a number one box office seat, sans computer-animated creativity.  Now, had The Haunted Mansion had been advertised first, I would have said this feat a complete impossibility (as I did when I first heard the concept – movie based on a theme park ride- of Pirates).  Now, I wonder if even Murphy’s Mansion has a decent shot.
            The strength of Pirates is its combining of old Disney humor with modern technology (and, like all fancy filmmakers who know, they too used Lucas’ Industrial Light and Magic for their special effects), giving kicking graphics to a funny-as-hell script.  But, as I type, I realize, I forget the other key ingredient.  While the script was well-crafted in dialogue, smartly acknowledging of old clichés, and rather tightly plotted, and while the special effects were, in fact, flawless (and I’ve seen it twice mind you - no mistakes) with incredible creature transformations and beautifully executed boat battles, all of this would have fallen flat on its face without great casting.
            Pirates does not have great casting:  The casting is PERFECT.  So good is the casting that when I first heard the list of actors, I assumed they were all looking for an easy paycheck by slumming it.  How could modern Disney get Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Jonathan Pryce and Orlando Bloom, in the same stupid flick based on a damned Disney ride?  Well, had I read the script then and known Gore Verbinski (The Ring) was slated to direct, I would have been less surprised.  Still, without this caliber cast, the film would have been much more like… Renny Harlin’s major tank of a pirate film starring Matthew Modine and Gina Davis:  Cutthroat Island.
             Depp, as he has said in interviews, pictured Pirates as rock stars and played his Captain Jack Sparrow like a seafaring Keith Richards.  Perfect.  Rush has so much fun as a villain that you can’t help but cheer every cruel, awful, scoundrel step he takes.  Pryce is perfectly repressed, suppressed and snobby… the perfect Shakespearean relationship blocker.  And Bloom… ah, yes, Legolas to most Lord of the Rings fans, was born to buckle swashes (I know, I know, but I thought I’d try), proves his acting prowess with sword now as well as bow.  A star-crossed lover with a history, a chip on his shoulder, and a deep-rooted love, Bloom manages to embody them all in a performance still damn funny.

            Pirates of the Caribbean is a thrill-ride in the tradition of the great summer thrill rides.  A film one could hypothetically see twice in three days and love even more the second time.  This is what a great summer film is supposed to be, and what a shock it came from Disney.  Perhaps they finally thawed out old Walt and he smacked some executives around or maybe someone just took a few hours in their video library and remembered what had put the Mouse House on top… back in the day.

HugeReviews.com Rating: HUGE Review by: MOOG

      Since the day I saw the trailer in the theater, I felt in my gut that this film would be on hell of a ride.  In my oppinion this movie embodied the true spirit of the sea, the esscence of what it is like to be a pirate and tied things up perfectly with some modern technology to make things that much more mystical.  Being that I grew up on the water I have always had a fondness for sea going adventure stories.  "Pirates" was just so much fun to watch.  It was swashbuckling and slapstick all in one..."but why the rum...?" The script writing was incredible.  Each character had there distinct personality, and there own agenda.  wheather it be to rid themsleves of the curse, get there ship, or save the girl.(although sparrow played both sides of the fence to suite himself...loved it)  You can hype all you want about any character in the film, but all I can say is Johnny Depp.  I never really liked the guy, but his perfomance in "pirates" made me a believer.  God he was awesome!

      I never would have thought of Pirates being the Keith Richardss of yesteryear.  One thing I did wish would have been included would have been a little bit more historical fact, or something significant of the time to say "i didnt know they did that back then" SOMETHING!!  Again though all and all this movie rocked, and made me feel like I was in on the action.

HugeReviews.com Rating: HUGE Review by: Trinity
i really love pirates of the Caribbean!! its the most exciting and awesome movie i have ever seen!!  there is only one part i don't get...

jack sparrow had taken one gold coin from the chest (when he inturpted captain barbossa in the cermony ..where the curse is lifted) and the yet the curse was lifted when will turner put his blood on the coin and threw it in....i think i missed something there...
please do tell me what it is i missed~!

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