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Finding Forrester by J. E. De Matteo
Pathetic
Okay, maybe I'm the
wrong guy to review this movie. I wasn't
dragged to kicking and screaming, but it wasn't
my pick either. I was merely trying to do
something nice for my wife. What a mistake
that was. You see, I'm not one who can
hide my emotions. Try as I did, she could
tell I would rather be tortured by the Chi-Coms
(does my freedom of speech still allow me to
refer to them like that?)
Now let me say right
off that Sean Connery is one of my favorite
actors. I just don't like a lot of his
movies. I did like his James Bond movies
when they first came out; though I can't sit
through them now. But every once in a
while he makes one of these.... I can't
put words to my feelings or some Clinton
holdovers will surely drag me off to face a
panel of feel-good police. His acting is
wonderful, but excuse me, but I DON'T
CARE. See what I mean.
And to make things
worse, there wasn't even a break-neck bicycle
chase.
Look, I'm sure some
people liked this movie--by the way, my wife
didn't even like it, but for vastly different
reasons. If you haven't seen it yet,
you'll like it if you voted for, or would have
voted for, or almost voted for Hilary Clinton.
On the other hand,
if you're a Ted Nugent fan, or one of those many
people who don't fall for sentimental BS, or if you're a man who's not in touch
with his feminine side, I'm sure you'll find
this so much dribble.
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