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Mallrats

Rated: R 1995 Color 95 mins

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Starring:Jason Lee, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Ben Affleck, Shannon Doherty, Jeremy London
Director: Kevin Smith Screen Writer: Kevin Smith
Produced by: Scott Mosier
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Chocolate Covered Pretzel?  Mallrats
by Christian De Matteo

Solid

Without a doubt, the least of the Kevin Smith catalogue, Mallrats is still proof of his natural ability with the pen.  Forced to make the film by a studio that wanted another Clerks, Smith grudgingly put pen to paper and turned out his salute to New Jersey mall culture, continuing his wonderful exposition of modern youth in language we understand.

Starring Jason Lee who would go on to be the infamous Banky Edwards of Chasing Amy and Shannon Doherty, the film centers around two friends (Lee and Jeremy London) who get dumped on the same day and their very different reactions and the adventures that ensue.  Throw in a nude scene (and some acting) by Joey Lauren Adams (Chasing Amy), an anally obsessed Ben Affleck (Reindeer Games), and some physical hijinks by the ever popular Jason Mewes and Kevin “Yeah, this is my flick” Smith, and you’ve got some very memorable lines, a very funny finale (including the great Brian “I only play guys named Hicks” O’Halleron), and a nude scene by Joey Lauren Adams.  (Why does that last bit look familiar?)

Topping all this off like the chocolate on a pretzel, is the presence of comic legend, genius and all-around old man, Stan “the Man” Lee.  Any comic geek ever to turn a four-colored page will burst with laughter and feel a tear come to the eye during his emotional exchange with Brodie.

While not covering anywhere near the intellectual ground of Clerks or the films that follow it (yes, including even Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), the movie is a fun pit stop on race track of Smithian philosophies and ponderences.

A definite worthwhile rental, and worth owning if you, like me, dig the idea of having the whole Smith mythology on one shelf.  The movie is also impressive as another rung on his ladder upwards as far as writing, directing and coming up with funky Star Wars references.

And hell, herein lies the first appearance of the Stinkpalm.

‘nuff said.

 

 

 
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Born and raised a Jersey boy, writer/director Kevin Smith has almost fanatically set all his films there since… so far.  With the boon project of The Green Hornet dropped in his lap by Miramax big poppa, Harvey Weinstein, one wonders if the ever affable Smith will find a way to land Kato and the Hornet in the suburbs of the Garden State.  The Hornet project represents... 

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